BohemianSavant
From Interdex, the community-edited guide to the local internet.
BohemianSavant (also known as IvoryGoddess and formerly NeoHippie, real name Meagan Maureen Tarantelli) is a fat attention-whoring slut from the ABS Forums. She has a fiance by the name of Luke Drake, but she has a boyfriend too. She totally flipped when Luke didn't talk to her once, but she's not being paranoid! She used to have a girlfriend, Amanda Cumberbatch, but has since "decided" that she's straight. She claims to have disowned her entire family. She once had an abortion because she was afraid of having a miscarriage, which sounds a lot like the plot of Revenge of the Sith. She claims to have been raped or almost-raped repeatedly.
At times, she has claimed to have bipolar disorder, borderline personality disorder, Asperger's syndrome, and autism, and she used to cut herself. Recently, she's exhibited signs of actual paranoia. She also claims to have an IQ of 142. In short, she's a textbook Livejournal attention whore, a condescending cunt who actually tries to call people juvenile on ABS, and Dane Cook is totally on her MySpace friends list! When she saw this page on the former Interdex, she complained to its webhost in order to have the page removed, even though all of the information contained in it was freely available on her own sites. This is not likely to happen again. She constantly brings up the subject of being overweight just because she's so much of a whore that she enjoys provoking people into insulting her, just for the attention.
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- I had an abortion. It was probably going to die anyways, but I was too afraid to carry it and miscarry a child I could see, so I aborted it at 5 weeks when I couldn't see it still.
- I have a fiance and a boyfriend, and I don't feel bad about that. My fiance recommended I get the second guy, and they all know about eachother and think I'm worth all of the complications. The sex is great, too. I won't lie. I'm also planning to have sex with them both at once.
- I have had sex with another guy while my fiance watched, as well as with a woman. I didn't enjoy the latter. It was at his request, both of them.
- Okay, so I had 4 glasses of Coke, 4 chicken strips, a 3-egg 3 cheese omelette, and three pancakes. I was pretty stuffed after, and I think the cook and server kept looking over at me to see if I'd actually eat all of it...which I did!
- Last night was a blast! The party was wonderful, we went to the beach, I ACTUALLY wore a bathing suit, and no one made fun of me being fat!
- I can fit into men's 38's no problem again. Yay! Thanks to Maddy, I have two new pairs of pants. Wew!!!
- I'm a 10 on Face The Jury, and a 9.4 on Hot Or Not.
- Recognize, bitches. I'm a hottie from the shoulders up. ;)
- Getting pics together to submit to be a Suicide Girl.
- I started to get uncontrollable impulses, such as cutting my legs, stomach, thighs, hips, behind my ears, and ankles, and masturbating with a paring knife at one point.
- Today, I decided to research the topic of the New World Order. Going through sources, I found some things that not only were amazing, but so frightening. One specific thing that I noted was that George H.W. Bush's famed "Toward A New World Order" speech was on what day? September 11th...except, that it was spoken nearly 10 years prior to the September 11th attacks. I know that may seem like a big coincidence, but is it really?
- It's not going to stop, it's going to get worse and worse, until we're microchipped and under complete control.
- FIGHT THIS.
- Sure is, and Interdex actually no longer features me, because I informed the server, and they were told to take my information off, or get shut down. :) Hey, AB!
- Rumor has it that you don't really have room to call anyone fat. Or room to do much of anything, unless it's in some big stadium, auditorium, or a similar large building.
- 19:00:41 <BohemianSavant> Am I fat?