mrWoot

From Interdex, the community-edited guide to the local internet.

mrWoot is a whiny, greasy, attention-craving drama queen. His parents hate him, and so does most of the Internet. He spends his time emailing Internet personalities and asking them unnecessary questions about their personal lives. When he's not writing bad poetry, throwing home appliances out the window, and stalking underage girls (and boys?), mrWoot hosts and attends the throwdest of parties, making sure to get several pictures of himself with big eyes and his mouth open.