Keridwen

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Upon looking at a picture of Ashley S. Harbison, who uses the handle "Keridwen" on the internet, somebody reportedly said "What the fuck? I didn't click the Skeletor gallery on He-Man.com, what's this shit on my screen", and by God, that fucker was right. Grating to a fault, annoying as a swarm of bees carrying Crazy Frog, and as stupid as the day is long, Keridwen nonetheless has some degree of manipulative skills, and for a time managed to weasel her way to an administrator level position on the ABS Forums. She was responsible for the vast majority of ridiculous fuckups and mistakes, wrong on nearly every decision she made, and as close to universally disliked as a person can be on that forum. After relentless attacks from EMPTV, she eventually turned tail and retreated, along with JugglingWolves, to form a not-so-secret community that they chose to call Equivocal Haven. She once claimed to be dyslexic and is reportedly a member of the United States Air Force. Let me just say that may Gashman watch over the poor bastard who puts his life in her hands.

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• I'm getting married! ^_^ You all know the groom...Cryonodisney. We're getting married May 25th.