JugglingWolves
From Interdex, the community-edited guide to the local internet.
One day I was flipping through the dictionary I recently purchased, and I came across the term "obnoxious skank". Boy, was I surprised when I saw a picture of Michaela Nicole Lakey staring back at me! In fact, I promptly sold the book back and performed an ancient Hebrew ritual of purification on my eyes.JugglingWolves was a global moderator on ABS until she left because of drama, and later created Equivocal Haven. She was known for posting pictures of her eyes and assorted fat girl angle shots, and accumulated a group of stupid fanboys. Much like Melindhra, she has a history of meeting people from the internet for sex. ZackisDead was her e-boyfriend for a while but narrowly escaped meeting her, and later distributed naked pictures of her, which resemble some kind of mega-Hell. She later met Starve and actually managed to coerce him into having sex with her. He broke up with her immediately after the encounter and confirmed that she is a lardbeast. He even enlisted the services of DESTROYMAN for a short period after meeting her, and DESTROYMAN delivered to great effect. She used her feminine wiles to trick Jmax1632 into buying her a brand new, top of the line computer, but never paid him back. Instead, she stopped talking to him. She also tricked some poor fag from 4chan named GregHouse into a meeting, the results of which can only be described as the worst decision in his life, although he has since been able to provide further proof of her hambeast status. She is currently unemployed and living off the money she made from her father dying.
[edit] Trivia
- Claims to have once snorted $6000 worth of coke in one year. That's not alot of coke.